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Why a Duck?

All we can say is, over on Facebook, a bunch of
loonies in a private group have a running joke and
narrative about "Duckie" and other weirdness...

So we give you "Disc Duckie's Top Fifty"

(Oh... The Marx Bros will deal with the "Why a Duck" question
somewhere in this album page...)

Lyrics can be hard to translate from the original duck, sorry... .
This page has been untouched by sane human hands.
No ducks were harmed during the production of Duck Tapes.
FDA* Warning:
Repeat visits to this page may cause feet to flatten, with severe hip displacement resulting in a rolling gate.
Other side effects:
Lips may become broad and chitinous, and extend beyond the chin. Larynx may develop bizarre resonances, and you may develop a desire to sit for long periods with your butt in the bathtub, or birdbath. You also may develop a strong obsession to move to the Gulf Coast just prior to DST fallback weekend.
*Fulminic Ducksaholics Anonymous

Songs

PlayLyricsRubber Duckie 3
Neil Sedaka parodies his hit "Oh Duckie"... oops "Oh Carol"
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PlayLyricsWalks Like a Duck
A paradigm of self-awareness.
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2:19142 kbps44.1 kHz2.48 Mb
PlayLyricsA Bicycle Built For Two
Special pedals may be required...
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1:40212 kbps44.1 kHz2.67 Mb
PlayLyricsA Duck In New York City
Duckie Runs to the Big Apple ...
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2:53146 kbps44.1 kHz3.17 Mb
PlayLyricsA Waddlin' Crazy Guy
Ever see a Buzzard ramble along? "He could soar like an eagle, but it's not his style."
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1:28143 kbps44.1 kHz1.58 Mb
PlayLyricsBaby Duck
According to THEM, the lyrics should be about "Baby Dove"
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0:32142 kbps44.1 kHz0.58 Mb
PlayLyricsBig Duck Ramble
Duckie's AAA Tour Guide tells you now (because you ought to be told) about the Big Duck sittin' on the county road...
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PlayLyricsBlown Away From the Manger
All Duckie planned was a nice Holiday Celebration... then them damn hunters... This one's a blast.
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3:33149 kbps44.1 kHz3.97 Mb
PlayLyricsDiving Duck Blues
If the river were whiskey, then we were all divin' ducks...
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4:11145 kbps44.1 kHz4.55 Mb
PlayLyricsDrunken Duckie
Cruel things allegedly perpetrated upon Duckie
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1:41150 kbps44.1 kHz1.90 Mb
PlayLyricsDuck For The Oyster
C'mon... this is about square dancing and harvesting shells... ain't it?
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2:55166 kbps44.1 kHz3.64 Mb
PlayLyricsDuck On The Housetop
Yes, Newbie, there is a Santa Duck... .
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2:02161 kbps44.1 kHz2.47 Mb
PlayLyricsDuck for Dinner
Duckie's Lament
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4:11164 kbps44.1 kHz5.17 Mb
PlayLyricsDaffy Duck's Rhapsody
A classical gas.
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3:05178 kbps44.1 kHz4.12 Mb
PlayLyricsDucks Like Rain
Well! Imagine that!
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1:45161 kbps44.1 kHz2.12 Mb
PlayLyricsDucks On The Wall
Call Ducksaholics Anonymous Family Groups. (Duckanon)
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3:21164 kbps44.1 kHz4.14 Mb
PlayLyricsDucky Rock and Roll
The Family
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2:24164 kbps44.1 kHz2.96 Mb
PlayLyricsEl Patito
Duckie Caucho
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2:54163 kbps44.1 kHz3.55 Mb
PlayLyricsEverything's Coming Up Ducky
One Optimistic Quack Pickin'!
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3:10219 kbps44.1 kHz5.22 Mb
PlayLyricsFive Little Ducks
Lament from the Loony Facebook group trying to track Duckie... .
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1:39170 kbps44.1 kHz2.11 Mb
PlayLyricsGoin' Quackers
Qualifying Guidelines for the aforementioned Facebook Group.
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3:04161 kbps44.1 kHz3.71 Mb
PlayLyricsI Love My Duck
We've lost Duckie again, and the world is ending!
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2:51162 kbps44.1 kHz3.48 Mb
PlayLyricsI Want A New Duck
He's gonna be duck pate'
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3:01165 kbps44.1 kHz3.74 Mb
PlayLyricsLittle Ducky Duddle and the Bikini Clad Caterpillar
Splashing all over people is disgusting and shows no respect.
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1:51166 kbps44.1 kHz2.31 Mb
PlayLyricsLittle Ducky
See the water rolling, off my back...
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3:47167 kbps44.1 kHz4.76 Mb
PlayLyricsLittle White Duck
It was another peaceful, serene day in the pond, until...
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2:39164 kbps44.1 kHz3.28 Mb
PlayLyricsLove Songs to a Dead Duck
Duckie's Halloween Nightmare
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1:27174 kbps44.1 kHz1.90 Mb
PlayLyricsMallard Duck
Duckie Remembers Mallard's Marsh
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0:41217 kbps44.1 kHz1.13 Mb
PlayLyricsMr Ducky Wucky's Wonderful Secret
His guitar teacher is from Kentucky, and maybe runs a limestone quarry.
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2:34165 kbps44.1 kHz3.18 Mb
PlayLyricsOl' Duck Blind
Keep your feathers down, here they come again...
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2:44162 kbps44.1 kHz3.33 Mb
PlayLyricsPut Down The Duckie
You can't play the sax hangin' on to that duckie
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2:12168 kbps44.1 kHz2.79 Mb
PlayLyricsQuacking of the Bells
If you haven't called Ducksaholics Anonymous yet, this one will send you to the phone book.
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2:51164 kbps44.1 kHz3.51 Mb
PlayLyricsRubber Duck
Jazmine's classic ode to Disc Duckie
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3:16162 kbps44.1 kHz3.98 Mb
PlayLyricsRubber Duckie 1
HERE IT IS! The one you came here for originally?
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2:24163 kbps44.1 kHz2.94 Mb
PlayLyricsRubber Duckie 2
HERE IT IS! Not the one you came here for originally?
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2:26166 kbps44.1 kHz3.03 Mb
PlayLyricsSittin' In A Duck Blind
Oh Lordy! Not them damn hunters again...!
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2:36162 kbps44.1 kHz3.17 Mb
PlayLyricsSix Little Ducks
Just a typical duck day... you write the ending.
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1:46162 kbps44.1 kHz2.16 Mb
PlayLyricsSpecial Agent Duck
A lonely bird in a dangerous world
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3:08168 kbps44.1 kHz3.97 Mb
PlayLyricsTake Back Your Duck
Your duck too old, Your duck can't play.
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2:53166 kbps44.1 kHz3.60 Mb
PlayLyricsThe Aflac Duck Song
Duckie Aspirations
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1:38164 kbps44.1 kHz2.03 Mb
PlayLyricsThe Dance of the Ducks
Let's Have Some Fun! Get Up and Waddle!
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3:44162 kbps44.1 kHz4.54 Mb
PlayLyricsThe Duck Girl Song
With feet like that, good thing she's not a cowgirl... (easy now, watch where you're walkin', Duck Girl).
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2:42160 kbps44.1 kHz3.25 Mb
PlayLyricsThe Duck Incident
Not all the loonies are over in that Facebook group!
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2:32167 kbps44.1 kHz3.18 Mb
PlayLyricsThe Duck Song 1
How to make lemons out of lemonade?
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3:10162 kbps44.1 kHz3.85 Mb
PlayLyricsThe Duck Song 2
Hang in there for the punch line. OUCH.
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2:33163 kbps44.1 kHz3.12 Mb
PlayLyricsPeter and the Wolf, Op. 67 The Duck, Dialogue with the Bird, The Cat
Bird and Duckie dis each other. Then, from the middle of the pond, Duckie taunts the Cat...
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4:14162 kbps44.1 kHz5.16 Mb
PlayLyricsThe Duck
If you've come here to swim, man you're outta luck!
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2:18172 kbps44.1 kHz2.99 Mb
PlayLyricsWater Off a Duck's Back
Its all about quacceptance
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PlayLyricsWhy a Duck
Marx Brothers insanity...
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PlayLyricsYellow Rubber Ducky Dance
Well, Stomp your webbed feet and quack real loud!
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